Iffy at best

Have you ever read anything that made you just want to curl up into a tiny ball and cry until death arrives at your door just to tell you that he's booked solid and can you wait one more week?

I have. It happened today when I read this.

I don't really like to swear on my blog because I know that sometimes my parents or the infirm might read it, but seriously. WTF kansas?

Conversation this morning was topical:

Ahniwa: dude, fucking Kansas ...
Theo: yeah
they're going to hell
Ahniwa: i think they're actually working harder in just flat-out replacing hell
Theo: with...?
Ahniwa: kansas

So, in rememberance of this gawd awful neo dark age that the midwest is sinking into I would like to offer support for our friends in Pennysylvania. They voted out 9 of the schoolboard members who support intelligent design.

Now, I'm not against Intelligent Design in theory, but but trying to teach it in SCIENCE class is the height of ignorance. It takes logic in a strangle-hold, rubs salt in its eyes, kicks it hard and then steals its lunch money. The cool kids just ignore intelligent design. It's headed for a life of hard drugs and crime. Seriously.

So, in honor of Pennsylvania kicking the habit, welcome to, "Pensylvania RAWKS Thursday!"

I need a t-shirt that says, "Anti-Intellligent Design-ist"

Don't know where it is? Now you do!

Zoohah! PA is a state that is fully endorsed by Mr. Potatohead! YAY!

Into water rafting? AMY? PA's GOT IT!

Think Cnanannanaaaddddaaa gooses are the awesomest? PA's the place!

Going to PA and need a car? Problem...SOLVED!

Want some PA wine? Drink your heart the hell out!

So there you have it. Pensylvania RAWKS Thursday!

oh, and some of my beautiful sketchings are up on the comic page today. Enjoy the fleeting beauty of my art.

--IBEJAMMIN'TODAVEBRUBECK!--