Refer to #1 Under Attention
It takes more coffee to keep me going strong all morning long than it would take to fuel a small army.
Speaking of armies, congratulations to Justice Roberts! You rock, dude!
Speaking of Rocking, I suck. As a friend. I don't have my shit together enough to call people back. Across the board.
Speaking of boards, I got nothin.
Well, it's raining. Finally. I was beginning to wonder what the hell was up. It hasn't rained in a good long time and honestly, I was starting to miss it. T'was funny though, all the drapes in my house were closed when I woke up so I went into the kitchen to make some breakfast, flipped the radio to NPR, listened to the weather report and the lady's all like, "It's raining motherfucker!" and I was all like, "No way, biatch!" Then I checked. She was right.
Being that this is my blog and I'm an egomaniacle bastard, my self-congratulatory quote of the day is: "I found a law office in Tennessee."
I finally started using my day planner. I cleaned out the trunk of my car two days ago, loaded everything into large plastic trash bags, and in the process I found my day planner.
Other things I found in my trunk:
6 guns
1 pair shoes (dancing)
12 empty cups of coffee
4 wrappers for Jackin' the Box
1 drawing board
2 tablets of blank paper
1 favorite pencil
4 pairs of socks (dirty)
1 invitation to a retirement dinner
1 course catalog for University of Alabama
1 empty trash bag
2 sweaters
2 jackets
1 printer
1 computer monitor
1 ethernet hub
1 your mom
My trunk is as big as a small universe.
Anyway, I found my day planner so now my life is soo much more organized. I'm takin' care of business, like the guys on the radio commercial. But I'm not a corporate stooge.
--TRAVELINGEMERGENCYSERVICES--
Speaking of armies, congratulations to Justice Roberts! You rock, dude!
Speaking of Rocking, I suck. As a friend. I don't have my shit together enough to call people back. Across the board.
Speaking of boards, I got nothin.
Well, it's raining. Finally. I was beginning to wonder what the hell was up. It hasn't rained in a good long time and honestly, I was starting to miss it. T'was funny though, all the drapes in my house were closed when I woke up so I went into the kitchen to make some breakfast, flipped the radio to NPR, listened to the weather report and the lady's all like, "It's raining motherfucker!" and I was all like, "No way, biatch!" Then I checked. She was right.
Being that this is my blog and I'm an egomaniacle bastard, my self-congratulatory quote of the day is: "I found a law office in Tennessee."
I finally started using my day planner. I cleaned out the trunk of my car two days ago, loaded everything into large plastic trash bags, and in the process I found my day planner.
Other things I found in my trunk:
6 guns
1 pair shoes (dancing)
12 empty cups of coffee
4 wrappers for Jackin' the Box
1 drawing board
2 tablets of blank paper
1 favorite pencil
4 pairs of socks (dirty)
1 invitation to a retirement dinner
1 course catalog for University of Alabama
1 empty trash bag
2 sweaters
2 jackets
1 printer
1 computer monitor
1 ethernet hub
1 your mom
My trunk is as big as a small universe.
Anyway, I found my day planner so now my life is soo much more organized. I'm takin' care of business, like the guys on the radio commercial. But I'm not a corporate stooge.
--TRAVELINGEMERGENCYSERVICES--
