Suckers!!!
Do you remember Sifle and Olie? I do.
I, my friends, am a glorified secretary.
So what happens when you challenge a bunch of japanese college kids to tennis when you haven't played the game in a year or so? I guess I'll find out.
GODDAMMIT! If my boss doesn't change the radio station we're listening to soon I'm gonna get cerbral palsy and a heart worm.
I had a burger for lunch and the damn thing is still fighting for its life.
I need more cigarettes.
Have you ever written a letter to someone and had them respond as if they never even got the damn thing?! What's worse is when they did get it, they reference it, and yet they didn't understand a damn word. Holy fuckin hell.
There needs to be less justice in the world. In fact, to play my part I'm taking justice into my own hands. From this point on I'm an official super hero. I'm in the midst of making my own business cards that certify me as a superhero and give me the right to dispense my own brand of "TED" justice wherever I like.
My god...roxette just came on and it's being followed by ace of base. WHO still listens to this music? I need a beer and a full psychological work-up.
Alright, I gotta go help some punk-ass kids with their computer issues. "My computer won't start!" me: have you tried plugging it IN?!
Would you like to buy a monkey?
I, my friends, am a glorified secretary.
So what happens when you challenge a bunch of japanese college kids to tennis when you haven't played the game in a year or so? I guess I'll find out.
GODDAMMIT! If my boss doesn't change the radio station we're listening to soon I'm gonna get cerbral palsy and a heart worm.
I had a burger for lunch and the damn thing is still fighting for its life.
I need more cigarettes.
Have you ever written a letter to someone and had them respond as if they never even got the damn thing?! What's worse is when they did get it, they reference it, and yet they didn't understand a damn word. Holy fuckin hell.
There needs to be less justice in the world. In fact, to play my part I'm taking justice into my own hands. From this point on I'm an official super hero. I'm in the midst of making my own business cards that certify me as a superhero and give me the right to dispense my own brand of "TED" justice wherever I like.
My god...roxette just came on and it's being followed by ace of base. WHO still listens to this music? I need a beer and a full psychological work-up.
Alright, I gotta go help some punk-ass kids with their computer issues. "My computer won't start!" me: have you tried plugging it IN?!
Would you like to buy a monkey?
