Jiggle those jiggly bits!
Today is booRRing! But it shouldn't be. I really need to call local schools and get information on when we can visit their foreign language classes and present our student ambassador plan. But I hate phones. And I hate high schools. Lovely combo.
Last night I went to the bar and had a pretty good conversation with a friend of mine about politics. Then a band played. I saw some of my friends dancing. I drank too much. Now I'm paying for it. Lovely day.
My mind reels in the fish.
you know, honestly, if I was elected to public office, I would totally abuse that power. I would get rid of all known enemies, I'd find new ones, eliminate them, then I'd totally get involved in some kind of really kinky sex scandal. Then I'd take all of my money, leave for Colorado, and live my life on the edge of a calm and peaceful lake, contemplating how to get those really stickey boogers out of my nose without ripping out all the hair.
But that's for a different blog.
--MISNOMERSMAKEGREATGNOMES--
Last night I went to the bar and had a pretty good conversation with a friend of mine about politics. Then a band played. I saw some of my friends dancing. I drank too much. Now I'm paying for it. Lovely day.
My mind reels in the fish.
you know, honestly, if I was elected to public office, I would totally abuse that power. I would get rid of all known enemies, I'd find new ones, eliminate them, then I'd totally get involved in some kind of really kinky sex scandal. Then I'd take all of my money, leave for Colorado, and live my life on the edge of a calm and peaceful lake, contemplating how to get those really stickey boogers out of my nose without ripping out all the hair.
But that's for a different blog.
--MISNOMERSMAKEGREATGNOMES--
