Hit by a Mac Truck
So yeah, I've decided I'm a cowboy...in the presidential sense.
I'm now playing darts with most of my free time. What a sure fire way to put undue stress on a relationship! sheesh! But good LORD what fun!
Things not to do:
Piss into the wind (or on an electric fence)
Mine for gold in California (where do you think ghost towns come from?)
Join a support group for taxidermists (unless you are one. Those people be freaky!)
Do a mime show of being shot by the cops...in front of the cops.
Talk about religion in a derogatory way in front of your religious girlfriend's religious family.
Which one am I guilty of? All of 'em, but most recently the last.
ON MOTHER'S DAY no less, do I start on an ill timed rant about the out-datedness of the bible and other such oft-quoted documents. Man, talk about stirrin' up shit! Luckily I quit just in time to only get an evil stare and have the g/f's sister's boyfriend change the subject. My face got red and I couldn't continue the game of Guessgures. Silly me.
Another day, another amadillo.
--SPINSTERSONTHEMENDMAKEMESICK--
I'm now playing darts with most of my free time. What a sure fire way to put undue stress on a relationship! sheesh! But good LORD what fun!
Things not to do:
Piss into the wind (or on an electric fence)
Mine for gold in California (where do you think ghost towns come from?)
Join a support group for taxidermists (unless you are one. Those people be freaky!)
Do a mime show of being shot by the cops...in front of the cops.
Talk about religion in a derogatory way in front of your religious girlfriend's religious family.
Which one am I guilty of? All of 'em, but most recently the last.
ON MOTHER'S DAY no less, do I start on an ill timed rant about the out-datedness of the bible and other such oft-quoted documents. Man, talk about stirrin' up shit! Luckily I quit just in time to only get an evil stare and have the g/f's sister's boyfriend change the subject. My face got red and I couldn't continue the game of Guessgures. Silly me.
Another day, another amadillo.
--SPINSTERSONTHEMENDMAKEMESICK--
